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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears. At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)
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Anonymous: 42

Something about oral sex:

I don’t see how you can have sex at all w/o it tbh.

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Anonymous: 10

I have. So funny. A lot of people suck at it tbh.

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dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

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